A World of Bodily Functions

by The Daddy on March 29, 2011

Oh joyous times here in the zoo. I hate to make the obligatory comic about cleaning up bowel movements and throwup, but it seems like it’s been a little heavier…flow lately. The new dog has added a new level of disgusting fun. Combine that with the cat who has been in an all out rebellion to the new adddition, and we’ve got a full blown biological disaster lately. The rest is pretty self explanatory, and I won’t ruin your meal with the details.

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TechyDad March 30, 2011 at 10:34 am

It’s funny how your definition of “gross” changes when you are a parent. When we were seeing if B was pregnant, my job was to hold the stick in the cup of pee. Just having a cup of pee in my hand made me nauseous. I didn’t even have to touch it. Little did I know that a later on I’d be changing diapers (including our infamous Seven Diaper Diaper Change), dealing with projectile poops (is 7 feet an Olympic record or something?), trying to catch vomit in my hands (why, reflexes? Why? It never works and yet you always make me try to do it!!!) and reading about all these bodily functions while eating lunch and not batting an eyelash at it all (yum, salad and tuna…. ooh look, a post about poop… Should I eat my orange now?).

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shasta April 1, 2011 at 9:13 am

Between kids and pets, the amount of crap (literally!) you have to deal with is staggering. STAGGERING.

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