The Things We Say

by The Momma on June 27, 2011

Some snippets overheard in the Noodle Knobs household lately:

“Don’t rub your toast in your hair. Who rubs toast in their hair?”

“Don’t bite my butt!”

“Please don’t throw the soda can at the cat. He doesn’t like that.”

“Honey, give me the phone before you delete all my apps.”

“Alright Frankenbaby, stop lumbering after the cat.”

“Trust me, I don’t like sucking your nose any more than you like it. Sacrifices, kid, we all make em.”

“The desire for bedtime to come faster is directly related to how crappy we feel.”

“Don’t chew on the toilet paper roll! Who DOES that?”

“Buddy, hug the dog GENTLY.”

“Who puts their chicken in their milk??”

“I’d really prefer that you not drink the seawater filled with little crabs kiddo.”

“We throw balls TO people, not AT people.”

“Dude, toddlers are so GROSS.”

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

TechyDad June 27, 2011 at 10:09 am

It gets more fun when you have multiple kids. Recently, I was on the phone with my wife when she shouted: “NHL, get JSL out of your mouth! Stop trying to eat him! Where is JSL? Did you eat him? You lost him? Where is he? Is he dead?”

The boys were playing Super Mario Brothers Wii and NHL had gotten Yoshi. With Yoshi you can eat enemies or friends and apparently NHL thought gulping down his younger brother was a fun activity.


The Momma June 28, 2011 at 9:41 pm

Well, I gotta admit, we’ve had similar outbursts with video games amongst the grownups here. I mean, come on, you know if you can annoy/eat/poke your family in video form that’s some good clean fun!


Perpetual Breadcrumbs June 27, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Frankenbaby = my favorite. :)


Lex June 28, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Frankenbaby FTW!!!


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