The Soundtrack to Our Descent Into Madness

by The Momma on April 2, 2012

They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
Red and green and brown and blue
They’re the Really Useful Crew.

All with different roles to play
Round Tidmouth sheds or far away
Down the hills around the bends
Thomas and His Friends.

Thomas he’s the (omg, wait, there’s another verse?)
James is vain but(seriously, it just keeps going)
Percy pulls the (how many of them are there again?)
Gordon thunders (shit, 8. Damnit).
Emily really knows (how to drive me crazy)
Henry toots and (ok, we’re almost done now)
Edward wants to (One more. We can do this).
Toby, well let’s say, (Whew, finally over!)

They’re two they’re four (OMG AGAIN?)
Shunting (hehe, that sounds naughty) and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
This song’s too long, holy hell, it’s true.

All with different roles to play
Like driving me crazy while they play
Down the hills and round the bends
THIS FREAKING SONG NEVER ENDS!!!

And when it finally does end, the madness keeps on giving. It grows on your brain like a damn fungus.

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Reading (and chickens) April 3, 2012 at 11:02 am

Aaaaand now it’s back in my brain.

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Kate April 5, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Bahahahahaaaaa! Thanks for the reminder of that song. Hadn’t gotten it stuck in my head all day (it was a Sesame Street day), but now it’s back…. :)

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